amy as a stimulant
Amy as a stimulant is something to behold
Her pleasant disposition will not fail to make you feel more
Bold than you are used to feeling with other females
Be brave about the ritual
Don’t be a fool about details.
Amy as a stimulant will take your breath away
The flowing hair, the endless legs, the long red nails, and she will
Say that she is happy to be sharing space with you
And though driving nails of truth they’ll start to
Twist and soon you will get screwed.
She will lean on no one and no one will lean on her
That’s good but if you’re not careful then
You will wish you would have
Never had the courage to become susceptible
For she won’t pull the trigger she’ll just
Make sure that the cylinder is full.
Amy as a stimulant leaves much to contemplate
You’ll wonder why a girl like her can’t find a man to sati-
Ate her sphere of influence’s giant appetite
And you’ll wonder how the hell her roommate
Stands that ringing phone all night.
Independence is a virtue — to her, it’s a more
That’s all fine and dandy till she’s walking out the door — "Hey!
I would like to call you later on if that’s all right" --
"Well, sure, go right ahead"
And then you call and let the phone ring all night.
Amy as a stimulant is far beyond compare
Intelligent and beautiful but watch out ‘cause she’ll make you
Dare to do what you swore to yourself you’d never do:
Get worked up over one girl and become an exhibit in her zoo.
Something in her eyes will keep you buzzing ‘round her nebula
Of warmly hedonistic nicety but still you
Must not follow your heart, think with your dick, or lose your head
If you want to keep your peace of mind
Then keep your conscience well-fed.
Amy as a stimulant is far beyond compare
Intelligent and beautiful but watch out ‘cause she’ll make you
Dare to do what you swore to yourself you’d never do:
Get worked up over one girl
I should know because I did it too.
© 1989 John Brocato
Her pleasant disposition will not fail to make you feel more
Bold than you are used to feeling with other females
Be brave about the ritual
Don’t be a fool about details.
Amy as a stimulant will take your breath away
The flowing hair, the endless legs, the long red nails, and she will
Say that she is happy to be sharing space with you
And though driving nails of truth they’ll start to
Twist and soon you will get screwed.
She will lean on no one and no one will lean on her
That’s good but if you’re not careful then
You will wish you would have
Never had the courage to become susceptible
For she won’t pull the trigger she’ll just
Make sure that the cylinder is full.
Amy as a stimulant leaves much to contemplate
You’ll wonder why a girl like her can’t find a man to sati-
Ate her sphere of influence’s giant appetite
And you’ll wonder how the hell her roommate
Stands that ringing phone all night.
Independence is a virtue — to her, it’s a more
That’s all fine and dandy till she’s walking out the door — "Hey!
I would like to call you later on if that’s all right" --
"Well, sure, go right ahead"
And then you call and let the phone ring all night.
Amy as a stimulant is far beyond compare
Intelligent and beautiful but watch out ‘cause she’ll make you
Dare to do what you swore to yourself you’d never do:
Get worked up over one girl and become an exhibit in her zoo.
Something in her eyes will keep you buzzing ‘round her nebula
Of warmly hedonistic nicety but still you
Must not follow your heart, think with your dick, or lose your head
If you want to keep your peace of mind
Then keep your conscience well-fed.
Amy as a stimulant is far beyond compare
Intelligent and beautiful but watch out ‘cause she’ll make you
Dare to do what you swore to yourself you’d never do:
Get worked up over one girl
I should know because I did it too.
© 1989 John Brocato